Now I'm not saying we're unhappy    Being classified as simply a punk-ska band    And sure you think these groups are crappy    That this many screaming teenage girls is out of hand    That's right I'm talkin' 'bout the boys bands    And I'm confessing, we're jealous of what they have it's true    I mean no disrespect to our fans    Rather I'm pleading to make our pop-star dreams come true    Please grant us boy band status    Put our posters on your wall    Please grant us boy bands status    We just want to be loved that's all    For me it started with the new kids    They were my favorite I still know the words    to Hangin' Tough    Though all my friends thought they were stupid    I was smitten I truly thought they had the right stuff    Then boys to men came out of Philly    They sang so soulfully I'd never before wanted    so much to be black    Though retrospectively it seems silly    That's when i decided to point my life down    the boy band track.    Now I don't know what to think about N'Sync    And I don't get all this noise, 'bout the Backstreet Boys    No i don't dig what they do but i think we could do it too    So i'm begging you I'm down on my knees    Oh please