She says soda and i say pop    I'm all about cheese and she's definitely not    She's salt water taffy and herbal tea    And i'm beef jerky and black coffee    But that's ok    I hit it off anyway with my east coast girl woa-oh    she rocks my world, yea-ah    I think surfing would make me sore    But i wanna build sandcastles on the Jersey shore    With my east coast girl    She drinks woodchuck and i drink beer    She hunts for sandcrabs and i hunt deer    She's never even been under arrest    And i'm a criminal from the mid-west    But that's alright    I still love to talk all night    With my east coast girl    It's her slight accent that i adore    And things are much clearer now than they were before    And she's so much more PC than me    She thinks that euchre's wack    Won't you go visit DC with me    Or would you rather play blackjack    I've never even been to new york city    I don't know why    Oh please let me be your midwest guy