Well my name is Paul Fred  I like to life a lot of weights  I think that apple picking is a sure-shot "get laid" date  I treat life like it's business  I got no time for your games  I had to buy a special sweat shirt  Just to remember my name  (kick it in)  I can watch an episode of Seinfeld  And not even hint a little laugh  I sleep 'till four in the morning  And then wake up and take a bath  Well my housemates aren't serious  It doesn't take too much to get them pissed  But if I get a job in New York  Well I'm sure that they'll be missed  But now I just try to ignore them  Because I've got my own demands  I'm 27 years old and I run a t-shirt stand  But now I want to get a real job  And I want to get one fast  I'm gonna go into that interview  And kick some fucking ass  (spoken) Oh... why do I have to live with Andre and Crazy Dan?  Haa chaa chaa chaa chaa chaa.....  Well my name is Paul Fred  But Fred Paul is alright  I cook frozen pizza by day  And I whip up omelets at night  I wear a towel around my waist  That doesn't even cover my thighs  I close every single window  When the room is 80 degrees fahrenheit  Someday I'll escape this  Someday I'll see the light  I don't want to kill my housemates  But someday I just might