i take a look around  think of places i have been  there really aren't that many  i would like to see again  i've been to 30  8 of 50 states  most of them i'd shut down  3 or 4 of them are great  back on the east coast  dc's a little shit hole  you'll freeze to death in jersey  but florida's the best  i think i would rather have  prostate cancer  than visit oklahomo  it's those sooners i detest  when i see the coast  i'm at home at last  take the lincoln monument  and cram it up your ass  jmfc a giant ball of yarn  dont forget to see the thing  when your on your way to yuma  koa is a ok  but they ain't got no shoney's  i love turquoise  and shells of abalone  testicular tumors  sound so much nicer  than seeing dollywood  in the hills of tennsessee  sentence me to life  in a tijuana prison  i don't really care  feed doritos to the bears  fireworks here and there  california is for me  mississi (fart) i  zillions of mosquitoes are  gnawing on my thigh  i really love antiquing  i bought some decoy ducks  in some states your sister  is the only one you fuck  the nascar whores of north carolina  with ovarian cysts  the size of missouri  do yourself a favor and  stay in california  goodbye.