I´ve no wish to hurry you luv  But have you seen the time  It´s quarter to ten and we´re supposed to be there  At nine  I don´t think the registrar  Will be very pleased  When we show up an hour late  Like two frozen peas  Both now facing for the first time  Presently and past  Something that begins with M  And ends in alas  More than not complete disaster  Even from the start  What could it be...  It´s Matrimony  I know how you´ve dreamt about  Being walk down the aisle  But think of the money we´ll save  And you´ll see it´s worthwhile  It won´t please our mums and dads  But they don´t even know  Besides if they did what´s the betting  They wouldn´t even go  You and me are all that matters  Disregard the rest  Trust your soon to be the old man  He knows what is best  Very shortly now there´s going to be  An answer from you  Then one from me  That´s matrimony  I´m truly grateful for the little things in life  That have made me so glad  Every other hour that I spend with you  Is not in the least bit sad  Quite the opposite in fact  And if you don´t believe me  Here´s the proof  Ask me if I and I´ll say "Aye, I do" -  Marriage - the joining together of the two people  For better or for worse till death them do part  Olé!