Every day's a holiday in Mr. Moody's Garden   Where little girls say pardon and how do   You do my name is Nosey   And this is me sister really (really)   Good she is at saying "to you too"      Now just across the lawn is Pat   Sitting on his favorite hat   Waiting for the barber to arrive   And if he doesn't come today   Pat will shout (hip-hip-hooray)   Ain't it grand to be alive      When every day's a holiday in Mr. Moody's Garden   Where little girls say pardon and how do   You do my name is Nosey   And this is me sister really (really)   Good she is at saying "to you too"      Now lying on the garden fence   Is a man (at great expense)   History tells us will outgrow his youth   But only until such a time   He finds out why he's been lying   And then of course he'll tell the truth      Cos every day's a holiday in Mr. Moody's Garden   Where little girls say pardon and how do - ya do      Now down among the partridge trees   Lives a man who loves his knees   So much so he's framed them in a jar   And if by chance one should escape   And to put on must in it's place   With half a pound of shredded tar      Cos every day's a holiday in Mr.Moody's Garden   Where little girls say pardon   And Bill and Ben found stardom   While playing John Wesley Harden   Who looked just like Billy Cardon's   Answer to choo-choo