I want to tell you    I might as well do  about a girl I met back in May;  Her name is Rita  and you should see her    when she goes  ooh wakka doo wakka day.    She's got a brother    like any other  who got his nose caught inside a gate;  and when they freed him  it so relieved him    he just went  ooh wakka doo wakka day.    You wouldn't think  to look at me  that I was strong    but underneath it all  I really am;  and just to prove it why  only the other day  I picked a needle up with one hand    now up in Bradford  a chap named Radford    while taking part in a local play -  was intercepted  and then suspected  of going  ooh wakka doo wakka day-ay-ay-ay.    Who's that lady I saw you with ?  It was not your wife    it looked to me suspiciously.  Like someone I have never seen before in my life.  Do-do-do...    It's not surprising  when you come  to think of it    just what it is  that makes people swear.  you only have to sing  about bleepin' thing  and there'll be bleeping  ev'ry bleeping where.  Now if you love me  you're not above me    if you don't well  what can I say;  except we'll see  when you come to tea    then you can go  ooh wakka doo wakka day-ay-ay-ay  ooh wakka doo wakka ooh wakka doo wakka ooh-  wakka doo-wakka day.