Hes the one for me,  Hes not your average guy  Doesnt't't come on too strong,  But you wouldn't call him shy  Hes good at his job and he's real good lookin  But the best part of all,   Is he really likes cookin  Yeah, give him a pot, or toss him a pan  Caviar and quail or green eggs and ham  He can whip up a meal, Julia Childs is a fan  He likes cookin dinner,   And he's my kinda man   I knew from my first bite of his chicken croquette  And his smoked salmon, goat cheese omelet  Hed be my honey pie, I'd be his crepe suzette  And wed saute together into the sunset  Yeah, give him a pot, or toss him a pan  Caviar and quail or green eggs and ham  His gaspachos got macho,   Hes got flair with a flan  He likes cookin dinner,   And he's my kinda man   I knew our romance was gastronomically fated  His culinary skills are five-star rated  Im a Capricorn, he is a Pisces  I do the shopping; he chops and disces   His key lime pie unlocked the door to my heart  Itold him, Honey, you're my Cuisinart  His pesto has zesto, there's soul in his souffle  He even did the catering on our wedding day  Yeah, give him a pot, or toss him a pan  Caviar and quail or green eggs and ham  He does it Szechuan, he does it Hunan  He does it tofu, he does it with bran  Hes my very own personal food plan   He likes cookin dinner,   And he's my kinda man