When I was a boy, tender and mild  I had an (???) a powerful smile  Worked like a savage beneath the Christmas tree  Hunting my prey  Presents meant for me  Presents meant for me    (???)  You hear me and my crying  Searching all the stockings for a special surprise  (???)  Can you hear my desire  (???) and the monster made of fire  Begging for the (???) never came  (???)  You work and work, you work so much it brings me to tears  Taking presents from (???) to help you see clear    One, two, three, four  Five golden rings  Four pulsing boners  Three wet vaginas  Two jiggling boobs  And a partridge in a butthole    ...Presents, chocolate    The gifts he gave weren't on any lists  But still they filled me full of glee  Then he took off in a flash  In his leather vest on a sixty ??? Harley    I've waited my whole life to say  "Thank you, Santa"  I've waited my whole life to say  "Thank you, Santa"  I've waited my whole life to say  "Thank you, Santa"  I've waited my whole life to say  "Thank you, Santa Claus"    these lyrics are submitted by Penguinchao