It's DTTV  I got no beer in me  I start to D.T.  This show is so cheesy  I'm feelin so bad  This program's makin me mad  I wish that I had  A beer - that would make me glad  It's DTTV here at noon  I'm gonna hurl if I don't get beer soon  It's DTTV here at noon  I really hope that Lisa finds true love soon  I'm D.T.in on alcohol  But I can't leave my TV set at all - I'll go into withdrawal  This is my favorite soap  I'll tell ya the general scope:  Johny's got a drinkin problem  Doesn't know just how to solve em  But all he need to do  Is make a beer run or two  I guess it ain't that eaasy  I guess I'll sit and DT  It's Detox TV here at noon  I'm gonna hurl if I don't get beer soon  It's DTTVhere at noon  I'm shakin worse than an epileptic in a monsoon