Moonwalk Mafia      You'll find us drinkin on the street   Maybe at the boardwalk in New Orleans' heat   Down by the dock   At the Riverwalk   The tourists all look on in shock   They didn't know this happened in the States   "They must be ingrates."   I don't wanna waste my time   Standin like a sucker in the longest line   Waitin for the package deal   Waitin round just to find something real   I may not know just where to look   But I don't need to read your fuckin book   I may not know a thing about it   But I've got a reason to doubt it   You're waiting for commands from tower control   Propaganda stories of the Highway Patrol   TV, magazines - you think they're something great   Regurgitated answers that you're gettin are so second rate   Watching the program on two-zero   Oh, the cop is such a hero   I know ya wanna be like that   Know ya wanna be the big cat   Though it won't hurt to fill your dreams   You won't be happy by any means   Solutions can't be bought at shops   Or seen on Cops