Detox Television       It's DTTV   I got no beer in me   I start to D.T.   This show is so cheesy   I'm feelin so bad   This program's makin me mad   I wish that I had   A beer - that would make me glad   It's DTTV here at noon   I'm gonna hurl if I don't get beer soon   It's DTTV here at noon   I really hope that Lisa finds true love soon   I'm D.T.in on alcohol   But I can't leave my TV set at all - I'll go into withdrawal   This is my favorite soap   I'll tell ya the general scope:   Johny's got a drinkin problem   Doesn't know just how to solve em   But all he need to do    Is make a beer run or two   I guess it ain't that eaasy   I guess I'll sit and DT   It's Detox TV here at noon   I'm gonna hurl if I don't get beer soon   It's DTTVhere at noon   I'm shakin worse than an epileptic in a monsoon