Pretty soon now   You know I'm gonna make a comeback   And like the birds and the bees in the trees   It's a sure-fire smash   I'll speak to the masses through the media   And if you got anything to say to me   You can say it with cash   Cause I got the trash and you got the cash   So baby we should get along fine   So give me all your money   Cause I know you think I'm funny   Can't you hear me laughing   Can't you see me smile      [Chorus:]   I'm the man (I'm the man, I'm the man, I'm the man)   I'm the man that gave you the hula-hoop   I'm the man (I'm the man, I'm the man, I'm the man)   I'm the man that gave you the yo-yo   Kung Fu, that was one of my good ones   Well what's a few broken bones   When we all know it's good clean fun   Skateboards, I've almost made them respectable   You see I can't always get through to you   So I go for your son   I had a giant rubber shark and it really made a mark   Did ja looka looka lookit alla blood   So give me all your money   Cause I know you think I'm funny   Can't you hear me laughing   Can't you see me smile      [Chorus]      Right now, I think I'm gonna plan a new trend   Because the line on the graph's getting low   And we can't have that   And you think you're immune, but I can sell you anything   Anything from a thin safety pin to a pork pie hat   Cause I got the trash and you got the cash   So baby we should get along fine   So give me all your money   Cause I know you think I'm funny   Can't you hear me laughing   Can't you see me smile      [Chorus]