maybe you would like me better   if i had a bank account   and an argyle sweater   ive listened to you talk   you say your life is a bore   first you got your silver spoon   and now you want more      im the kind of guy   who takes life as it goes   on numerous occasions   ill be pickin my nose   i sometimes take a bath   but try not to over do it   i dont like to read books   and when i do i just flip thru it      im not a vegetarian   i like to eat red meat   i seldom wear a shirt and tie   or shoes on my feet   i know i dont have money   and my bank account is low   and when i take a girlie out   its taco bell we go