On the freeway all the cars have stopped   'Cos the big news has dropped   All the phones are ringin'   It's got all the neighbours singing   Police cheif is calling his detectives   Navy seals are being selected   President is calling his advisors   And Greenpeace are putting out flyers      We've got ourselves a little situation   It's worse than an alien invasion   Jennifer has got a cold and   Everybody's got to know   We've got ourselves a little situation   It's worse than an alien invasion   Jennifer has got a cold and   She can't complain to no man      There's a news break for everybody watching   Jennifer has just started coughing   The doctors can't explain it   How did she ever obtain this?   All her friends are sending get well cards   You can beat it, you just gotta fight hard   All the world are sitting home waiting   All the priets are singing and praying      We've got ourselves a little situation   It's worse than an alien invasion   Jennifer has got a cold and   Everybody's got to know   We've got ourselves a little situation   It's worse than an alien invasion   Jennifer has got a cold and   She can't complain to no man      (Yeeaaahhhh)      SWAT team has Jennifer Surounded   Coast guard takes her to an island   Out there no one gets effected   Jenni lives where she can be protected   United nations emergency meeting   Declares the whole world is screaming   And peace will come   If Jenni just gets well   Please come home soon      We've got ourselves a little situation   It's worse than an alien invasion   Jennifer has got a cold and   Everybody's got to know   We've got ourselves a little situation   It's worse than an alien invasion   Jennifer has got a cold and   Everybody's got to know