Burger king and taco bell   addicted to the shit they sell   gargling their fat and grease   you're countin' carbs but you're still obese     exercise? no fuckin' way   you'd rather just fucking pay and pay   easy ways out, quick relief   but being fat is not a fucking disease     all across the world they thunk were crazy   man they say america is just fat and lazy   maybe they're right   maybe concrete jungles look like urban tombs   maybe its true, and were all fucking doomed     twinkies and cathode rays   the latest work free fitness craze   comatose motherfuckers too lazy for life   but low cal , low carb thats no way to survive     welcome to the red white and blue   were all fat and lazy and you could be too   welcome to the red white and blue   where half of us rely on fast food