Ejaculate on your weight machine   steroid fed muscles, oiled up, glistening   theres nothing in your life but fucking lifting weights   you stand for everything that i fucking hate     crusin' for chicks at the mall on a friday night   if you see a lone faggot, theres gonna be a fight   flexing in the mirror and it turns you on   by the time you become a cop, ill be fucking gone     letterman jackets in the parking lot   that shiny new camaro, you're so fucking hot   the cop who's looking to kick my ass   the transitions so smooth, and it happens so fast     high school is over, you're out on your own   you're another stupid asshole body builder clone   hide that erection for sylvester stalone   you may be bigger, but you still haven't grown     big man, mr. football star, fuck you asshole and fuck your car