We saw each other that one night suddenly everything in the world was right  There was only one thing left to do figure out how to get rid of you  You think we're just friends well you'd better think again  cause I've got some news for you the rumors you've heard are true    I like your girlfriend  and she likes me too    She's always lookin' so sweet she keeps me on my feet  There's' nothing I'd rather do then steal her away from you  I wish that she'd break up with you so I could stop feeling so damn blue  Times running out, you're outta luck next time watch out for my eighteen wheel truck