Can't Get A Girl? Kill Yourself    Everyday I go to school I always wonder why  girls don't wanna go out with a geeky chess club guy  My mom said I'm good looking, she said girls would come my way  but 21 years later this is what I have to say    They don't even know me but they judge me by my looks  (I'll) never forget how I felt when they walk past and shook  Jocks make it look so easy cause they all run the school  My 85 Maxima doesn't make me look so cool    I was feeling depressed so I went and got some help  "Doc I'm tired of spending Friday nights all by myself"  The doctor looked me over and he analyzed my head  He came to a conclusion and this is what he said    Can't Get A Girl? Kill Yourself Tonight