Girls for dummies    Chapter one, here's the first mistake  treating girls like gold from the very first date  If you become their friend that's all you'll ever be    Chapter two, here's what to do  you find a girl who really likes you  and don't let her know that you like her too    Chapter three, now listen to me  Keep her emotions in agony  Keep on reading cause you're almost there    Chapter four, it's time to score  You followed the rules now she's your whore  Aren't you glad you listened to this song?    Now if you don't like what you're reading  we don't care for this reason  girls owe me so fuck you