the tiny goat wanted a birthday party  and sent out invitations to its friends  but when the day came  none of them remembered  so it gouged out its eyes  with fountain pens  the world is cruel and the moon remote  suicide was not an option for the tiny goat    the tiny goat was very, very ugly  and like all ugly things, it fell in love  when twenty years of waiting turned to nothing  it swallowed lye and laid down on the stove  when the world bites, there's no antidote  who would want to spend forever with a tiny goat?    the world's a leech crawling down one's throat  one would rather be a tick than be a tiny goat    these lyrics are submitted by Ririi-chan