Binatone Spectrum, Pacman, Commodore  ZX-81, donkey kong, fucking high score  Push it to the limit, couldn't push it any more  Wanna be a fucking robot after smoking loads of draw    Bought a speak and spell, stuck it to my chest  And wraps some fucking TIN FOIL to my head and to my vest   Walking down the stret, my next door neighbours not impressed  I'm a robot and buying ten fags is my quest    Eggsie's gone too far, he thinks he's robocop  He's covered in tinfoil and he's got matching metal socks  We tried to sedate him but he fucking escaped  The man robot myth starts to escalate    He tries to sell himself standing in curries  But if the police turn up, he runs in a fucking hurry  He tries to plug himself in the mains with his nob  And when he's fully recharged he goes out on the rob    Half man, half machine  What does it mean?  What does it mean?    Half man, half machine  What does it mean?  What does it mean?    Being a robot in my digital domain  Enter my world, feel my pain  I'm not like other people you might see or you might know  I made love to a BBC micro  Touching on the disk drive, the monitor got hot  I knew from then, I was a motherfucking robot  Bill Gates from Microsoft, Stephen Hawking's voice  And fucking Lara Croft    I built a lab, secret in my loft  And built a special costume that would help me to jack off  I sat there in front of the screen  For many years, this had been my wet dream  Now I've reched it, I'm finally there  Like terminator being filmed in Aberdare  So alone, when people stop and stare  Like C3PO but with pubes and hair    Robot Love  Robot  Robotic Breakdancing  Robot    The doctors found a nut  They said he was an headcase  'cos he sticks silver and cans on his face    Sucking off antennas and trying to fuck the fridge  And burnt his pubic wig, with the high voltage    I am a robot  My prime directive is to's go to's the shops  And buy's ten fags  Do's you's compute?    He wants to buy ten fags, his destination is the shops  A tinfoil suit and a hat like Robocop  If your ask him then he'll do a bodypop  Like terminator, yeah he just won't stop    Put electical cable down through the eye of his cock  Plugged it in the wall and gave himself a big shock  The reason that he did it wasn't to give himself pain  Watching Terminator over again and again    Fuck man, get him, fucking restrain him man  get him fucking, fucking get him down man  inject him man, get him down  He's fucking nuts spa and he's losing it  Help me man, just get him fucking....    Half man, half machine  What does it mean?  What does it mean?    Half man, half machine  What does it mean?  What does it mean?    Half man, half machine  What does it mean?  What does it mean?