Long in the tooth  Long in the tooth  I'm lookin' round the corner  And I'm long in the tooth  Waiter, hey check please   In the corner booth  I'm feelin' rather long in the tooth    Time is a loser, boozer, schnoozer  He carried up and married up   A midwest hoosier  Coffee beans  Fax machines  Playin' like a schmoozer  He's gettin' rather long in the tooth    Oysterhead, Zeppelin Led  Shoulda heard what granny said   Paco de Lucia never seen a man like Flouncin' Fred  Wrapped up   Tapped out   Crapped on   Bled  He's feelin' rather long in the tooth    Long in the tooth  Long in the tooth  Mother Nature's greedy when   You're long in the tooth  You ain't afraid of dyin'   But you're terrified of youth  You must be gettin' rather   Long in the tooth    Long in the tooth   Long in the tooth  If you're watchin' Price is Right  Then you're damn long in the tooth  I sold of my rebellion  For a pocket full of couth  'Cause I'm gettin' rather   Long in the tooth    Stompin' Tom says "Hey, hi, heave, hi, ho" (3x)    Long in the tooth  Long in the tooth  Well I'll take mine dirty  With a splash of Vermouth  I kinda like bein' long in the tooth