(Mu-mu-mu...mushroom men)      You may see horses try to fly   A dog with periwinkle eyes   But peppered earth with chunks of sky   Now there's a sight worth seein'      When sod gets moist with dewy flow   And the fungus spores they start to show   And if you're sharp and in the know   You may spy a different bein'      (Mu-mu-mu-....mushroom men)      I lean my head on a window pane   And stare out cat-eyed through the rain   And though the dim's an awful strain   I think I've seen a mushroom man   I think I've seen a mushroom man      (Mu-mu-mu...mushroom men)      Boletes, boletes, I'm looking for boletes   Boletes, boletes, I'm looking for boletes   Boletes, boletes   Don't touch the amanitas   Look out for amanitas      (Mu-mu-mu...mushroom men)      Be it seven sons or seven trout   They came to see with throbbing doubt   The fungi as they pranced about   M-m-m-m-mushroom men      (Mu-mu-mu...mushroom men)      Now when mares eat oats and does eat oats   And jackalopes eat bacon   It's time to get your glasses checked   Cause surely you're mistaken      M-m-m-m-mushroom men