Johnny come lately   All through the county  They come from the city  Out here to Green Hill  Drivin' like bastards  Stompin' the throttle  The buzzards of Green Hill  Grow fat on road kill    Awwww  Little Fuzzy Wuzzy was a baby bear  Little Fuzzy Wuzzy didn't have no hair  Little Fuzzy Wuzzy wasn't fuzzy was he  But he didn't give a good hot damn    Little Ruby had a purdy kitty cat  Brother ran him off with a Tee-Ball bat  Out on Green Hill the little kitty cat sat  'Till it met a '96 Dodge Ram    Johnny come lately   All through the county  They come from the city  Out here to Green Hill  Drivin' like bastards  Stompin' the throttle  The buzzards of Green Hill  Grow fat on road kill    [Guitar solo]    HEY, HEY, HEY, HEY    [More guitar]    Old John Donovan was drinkin' late  Took his car keys and he taunted fate  Swervin' across the interstate  Crashed a mother and her son cold dead    Took John Donovan and hucked him in jail  He dipped in his wallet and posted bail  He made it back home before the sunrise shine  And slept in his very own bed    This little piggy won't cast a stone  That little piggy won't pick a bone   But these little piggies don't stand alone   When justice needs to be fed    Johnny come lately   All through the county  They come from the city  Out here to Green Hill  Drivin' like bastards  Stompin' the throttle  The buzzards of Green Hill  Grow fat on road kill    [Another guitar solo - this one's cooler though, lol]    Johnny come lately   All through the county  They come from the city  Out here to Green Hill  Drivin' like bastards  Stompin' the throttle  The buzzards of Green Hill  Grow fat on road kill  The buzzards of Green Hill  Grow fat on road kill  The buzzards of Green Hill  Grow fat on road kill