Excuse Me  Loudon Wainwright III    I.At the station you can meet her  With that special smile you couldn’t cheat her  A woman that kind is hard to find  It’s good to take a girl  In the not so very good world  And walk in the park until it gets dark    Break:  Sometimes I feel ugly and old  Excuse me, baby, if I’m acting bold  My head gets hot but my feet aren’t cold  Excuse me, if you will    II.Take a breather on the bench  Helps to build the suspense  And the two of you go to a movie show  If she’s a woman there’s a chance  That maybe she likes to dance  So you go to the hall, and out step them all    Don’t make a hullaballoo, I’m not your hoi polloi  I’ll use any trick and I’ll pull any ploy  I’m a used up 20th Century boy  Excuse me, if you will    III.She takes you home to meet the folks  Laughing at the father’s jokes  Shall we watch TV, it’s all right with me  Time to go you’re gonna miss her  At the doorway you try to kiss her  It tastes so good, like you hoped it would    If I were sixteen again I’d give my tooth  I’m tired and I’m hungry, and I’m ready for my youth  I’m a little uncool and I’m a little uncouth  Excuse me, if you will    IV.At the station you can meet her  With that special smile you couldn’t cheat her  A woman that kind, is hard to find    these lyrics are submitted by Bob Wilson