I.One day when I was eating beans at Smokey Joe’s Café  Sitting, digging on the scene at Smokey Joe’s Café  A chick came walking through the door  That I had never seen before  Well, at least I’d never seen her down at Smokey Joe’s Café  I started shaking when she sat right down next to me    II.Her knees were almost touching mine at Smokey Joe’s Café  A chill ran up and down my spine at Smokey Joe’s Café  I could smell here sweet perfume  She smiled at me, my heart went boom  Everybody in the room, at Smokey Joe’s Café they said  “Now be careful, that chick belongs to Smokey Joe”.    Break:  From behind the counter, there came a man  Chef’s hat on his head and a knife in his hand  He grabbed my by the collar and he began to shout  You better eat up all your beans and get right on out    III. So now I’ll never eat again at Smokey Joe’s Café  So we’ll never meet again at Smokey Joe’s Café  I’d rather get my chili beans  At Jim’s or Jack’s or John’s or Jean’s  Than take my chances eating down at Smokey Joe’s Café  I risked my life, when I messed with crazy Smokey Joe.    these lyrics are submitted by Bob Wilson