(J. Roberts)  hemorrhage man  bleeds from the face  gets the red stuff  all over the place  he wipes it off  with his cape  causing the maid  to go shit ape  he flies high  over the trees  and picks his zits  as if they were fleas  he picks at the scabs  that cover his knees  while eating his favorite  moldy swiss cheese  he looks for evil  with a watchful eye  when he was in college  he joined theta chi  and how is it that  he stops his foes  with a great rush of blood  from out of his nose