(J. Roberts)  the bathrobe guy is the new baby now  the bathrobe guy arm wrestled a cow  way down in the park  head let out a bark  and everyones gleaming  from the toilet cleaning  i dont know why you say  i cant go outside to play  in the snow  you know  i'd much rather stay inside  i'd much rather play inside  with you  woo hoo  the bathrobe guy is the new baby now  the bathrobe guy got turned into a drow  got hit by a beam  of pure shaving cream  now that we're lubricated  i want to be sedated