(J. Roberts)  What's better than pork? (Shout) Spork! Spork!  What's better than Zork? (Shout) Spork! Spork!  What's better than spam and better than jam?  Spork, Spork, Spork!!!!  Spork is a spoon, with part of a fork.  But it's neither a spoon, not even a fork.  It's a spork! It's a spork! It's a spork!  What's the utensil with which you can't eat?  What's not very good for cutting red meat?  What's got personality that can't be beat?  Spork, Spork, Spork!!!!  It replaces your spoon and your fork.  But it's useless as a spoon, and as a fork.  It's a spork! It's a spork! It's a spork!  What's better than Tork? (Shout) Spork! Spork!  What's better than Mork? (Shout) Spork! Spork!  What's better than ham and better than glam?  Spork, Spork, Spork!!!!  Looks like a spoon, with prongs of a fork.  Eating with it makes you look like a dork.  It's a spork! It's a spork! It's a spork!  SONG@: Human Fish Nuggets  (J. Roberts)  they've got em in a six pack  they've got em in a twenty  when you take 'er out to dinner  you can eat 'em with your honey  human fish nuggets  human fish nuggets  human fish nuggets  kick ass  i saw em in D.C.  at a chinese takeout place  wasnt there to be a cannibal  i was there to stuff my face  human fish nuggets  human fish nuggets  human fish nuggets  oh yeah  they had em there in Leutner  straight from the greasy fryin pan  i didnt want no nuggets  grilled cheese sandwich was my plan  human fish nuggets  human fish nuggets  human fish nuggets  alright  (oooh human fish nuggets....rock on!)  human fish nuggets  human fish nuggets  human fish nuggets  far out  a wet willy war was waged  before getting on the plane  but when the plane was landin  i was in some major pain  human fish nuggets  human fish nuggets  human fish nuggets  from space  at the united nations  we sent PEZ up to the chair  and when anyone said dilatory  we screamed and waved our hands in the air  human fish nuggets  human fish nuggets  human fish nuggets  on ice  human fish nuggets  human fish nuggets  human fish nuggets  are nice  human fish nuggets  human fish nuggets  human fish nuggets  sung thrice  SONG@: Sold My Soul  (J. Roberts)  i sold my soul to bmg  and now they're coming after me  i bought too many cd's  i sold my soul to bmg  SONG@ Orange Beef  (J. Roberts)  orange beef  coral reef  it's cow cranium  in a spicy brown sauce  take some home in a cardboard box  feed it to your goldfish  people in stone houses  shouldn't throw glass  azadeh has a huge ass  stolen chain  there was no rain  i went down to the physics lab  argued with the professor  i didnt want to realize  that he wasnt right  now the stapler has come and gone  scatter my papers out on the lawn  leeches suck  wooden duck  everyone gets down  at the wu tang wedding banquet  you can get your hair cut  while you eat lo mein  watch out for orange brain  SONG@: Mr Klaw  (J. Roberts/A. Tillotson)  mr klaw  he whine's all the time  mr klaw  he's real short  mr klaw  he doesnt get chicks  mr klaw  he says he's nice  mr klaw  he's from arkansas  why wont he just leave us alone  he should go home and chew on a bone  mr klaw  quit yur whining  mr klaw  you suck like a leech  mr klaw  thinks hes a druid  mr klaw  i dont wanna be yur apprentice  mr klaw  is coming so hide yur children  mr klaw  will marry the not so old  mr klaw  will make yur life look good  mr klaw  is really bad  just be glad he isnt yur dad  mr klaw  whine whine whine  mr klaw  all the time  why did you come into our channel  why dont you stick yur head in a camel  mr klaw  ack, he's back  mr klaw  is on the attack  mr klaw  looks dont matter  mr klaw  wants out of his town  mr klaw  has bones that will shatter  mr klaw  is going to drown  mr klaw  we dont like you  mr klaw  get off of my screen  mr klaw  is really annoying  mr klaw  might be on crack  mr klaw  go away  mr klaw  dont come back  mr klaw  we want to kill you  mr klaw is a cack