Well, I got a spork, and I'm in my skorts,    I'm havin a spritzer, and I can see the moon,    My gauchos feel good,    I'm havin some Brunch,    but this question keep comin' up!       IS IT A FORK OR IS IT A SPOON    IS IT A FORK OR IS IT A SPOON    IS IT A FORK OR IS IT A SPOON    IS IT A FORK OR IS IT A SPOON       SPORK!    SPORK!    SPORK!       I got sneakers with heels and hi heels with wheels    Got a cat that's a dog and a fish that's a frog    I look up at the sun, as I chew on some gum,    But this question keeps plaugin' us!       IS IT A FORK OR IS IT A SPOON    IS IT A FORK OR IS IT A SPOON    IS IT A FORK OR IS IT A SPOON    IS IT A FORK OR IS IT A SPOON       SPORK!    SPORK!    SPORK!       I hear that lunch bell ringin'!