Jason Harwell- Bad student    Ha ha bad student remix  Imposter J Harwell  Speedo fireproof  You smell something  No need to be alarmed  That’s just my own special blend of James Taylor Folk  P.O.D hardcore  Eat your heart out Fay burst    I parked my moped  In the principles parking space  And I take that little yellow ticket that I always get and I chew it up and spit it on the floor so Olli the janitor has to dooo something  I go to homeroom  But not my homeroom, no sir  I like to go to homeroom down the street at Hillsberry Middle School cuz I’m bigger than all the big kids  And in gym class I pull their shorts up over their heads and give em wedgies  And it’s all because    Cuz I’m a bad student!  I’m a bad student!  I use a # 3 pencil on my standard Ice test  Yeah!    I go to lunch  Most days  Half an hour early, that’s right  And I always make sure to complement the lunch lady on her nice hairnets and MOLE so I get extra gravy for my mashed po-tay-tooooeeeessss…  Yeah my girlfriends’ jealous  But I don’t care!  Its not like she wears things to impress me to begin with, so it doesn’t matter!!!! At all!!!! URRRRR!!!  Sometimes  I go to Spanish class  And they have my picture on the wall  And written underneath it says  “El estudiante muy mal.”  Those of you who don’t SPEAK Spanish  It means   BAD  STUDENT  And the reason that its there is because…    Cuz I’m a bad student!!!!!!!  I’m a bad student!!!!!  I get two chocolate milks instead of one but I only drink one of them  URRR!    I go to the library  And attempt to check out the dictionary  And the librarian that TIME forgot says “you can’t check out the dictionary” and I say, “ I can dooo whatEVER I WA N T!  Yeah! That’s right!!  I give swirlies  To all the little girl-ieeeees  And I flush twice not once cuz I’m THAT BAD  And when they start cry’n, which they always do  I just smile and show em my badge that says:    I’m a bad student!!!  I’m a bad student!!!!!!  I‘ll make fun of your mother…in front of your mother!!!!!  I’m not scared  YEAH!  YEAH!  UH- HUH!  WOW!    This is a disclaimer for all the good students out there in the world  It’s important to make good grades  So you graduate  So you get a job  So you can…further educate yourself  So you don’t sing SONGS like THIS!  YEAH!