I’m on the road, I won’t be back again   I’m on the road, I won’t be back again      I been gone since God knows when   With this guitar my only friend   Cos I can’t afford to pay my student loan      Collection agents barking on my trail   Collection agents barking on my trail      They tap my phones, they read my mail   They say they'll throw me straight in jail   If I fail to pay my student loan      My sweet lover said he’d wait for me   My sweet lover said he’d wait for me      But when I came back what did I see   But a girl on his arm with a Bachelor’s Degree   She already paid her student loan      So I’m gonna sit and play this here guitar   I’m gonna sit and play this here guitar      Cos if I play this here guitar   Then maybe David Geffen will make me a star   Then I could pay back my student loan