You’re wrong   And I’m right   And that won’t change   Not even if we fight      I’ll take    That bet   And this will be   The last of me you get      Offered the riches    That went along with the realm   A seat at the table   Even a turn at the helm      Just not too certain    About the points that you’re sure on   ’Cause you know “negative feedback”   Is such an oxy-damned-moron      You’re there   And I’m here   And that’s the long   And short of it, my dear      I live   This way   And that is all    Her highness has to say      Offered the riches    That went along with the realm   A seat at the table   Even a turn at the helm      But that bad machinery’d    Only tear me to tatters   And I got plans for the future   Well, you know — not that it matters      Offered the riches    That went along with the realm   A seat at the table   Even a turn at the helm      Whispering voices    Too soft and soothing to measure   “Why be a regional hero   When you’re a national treasure?”   And you can tell your friends that I changed