I feel a little crazy   I feel a little strange   Like I'm in a pay phone   Without any change   I feel a little edgy   I feel a little weird   I feel like a schoolboy   Who's grown a beard      I'm livin' in the 70's   Eatin' fake food under plastic trees   My face gets dirty just walkin' around   I need another pill to calm me down      I feel a bit nervous   I feel a bit mad   I feel like a good time that's never been had   I feel a bit fragile   I feel a bit low   Like I learned the right lines   But I'm on the wrong show      I'm livin' in the 70's   I feel like I lost my keys   Got the right day but I got the wrong week   And I get paid for just bein' a freak      I feel a little insane   I feel a bit dazed   My legs are shrinkin'   And the roof's been raised   I feel a little mixed up   I feel a little queer   I feel like a barman that can't drink a beer