The Prostitute Song Lyrics by South Park
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(Chef)
A prostitute is someone who will love you
No matter who you are or what you look like
Yes, it's true children!
But that's not why you pay a prostitute
No you don't pay her to stay, you pay her to leave afterwards
That's why I pays a lot for prostitutes!
Ladies and gentlemen, Mr. James Taylor!

(James Taylor)
A prostitute is like any other woman
They all trade something for sex, and they do it well

(Chef)
And that's why I say,

(Chef & James Taylor)
Prostitutes! Prostitutes! They-

(Chef, spoken)
Awwww... James Taylor, what the hell you doin' here? Singin' about prostitutes to the children! Get outta here!
(Chef)   A prostitute is someone who will love you   No matter who you are or what you look like   Yes, it's true children!   But that's not why you pay a prostitute   No you don't pay her to stay, you pay her to leave afterwards   That's why I pays a lot for prostitutes!   Ladies and gentlemen, Mr. James Taylor!      (James Taylor)   A prostitute is like any other woman   They all trade something for sex, and they do it well      (Chef)   And that's why I say,      (Chef & James Taylor)   Prostitutes! Prostitutes! They-      (Chef, spoken)   Awwww... James Taylor, what the hell you doin' here? Singin' about prostitutes to the children! Get outta here!