Some things in life are bad   They can really make you mad   Other things just make you swear and curse.   When you're chewing on life's gristle   Don't grumble, give a whistle   And this'll help things turn out for the best...      And...always look on the bright side of life...    Always look on the light side of life...       If life seems jolly rotten   There's something you've forgotten   And that's to laugh and smile and dance and sing.   When you're feeling in the dumps   Don't be silly chumps   Just purse your lips and whistle - that's the thing.      And...always look on the bright side of life...    Always look on the light side of life...       For life is quite absurd   And death's the final word   You must always face the curtain with a bow.   Forget about your sin - give the audience a grin   Enjoy it - it's your last chance anyhow.      So always look on the bright side of death    Just before you draw your terminal breath       Life's a piece of shit   When you look at it   Life's a laugh and death's a joke, it's true.   You'll see it's all a show   Keep 'em laughing as you go   Just remember that the last laugh is on you.      And always look on the bright side of life...   Always look on the right side of life...    (Come on guys, cheer up!)   Always look on the bright side of life...   Always look on the bright side of life...   (Worse things happen at sea, you know.)   Always look on the bright side of life...   (I mean - what have you got to lose?)   (You know, you come from nothing - you're going back to nothing.   What have you lost? Nothing!)   Always look on the right side of life...