Once in every show   There comes a song like this   It starts off soft and low    And ends up with a kiss   Oh where is the song   That goes like this?   Where is it? Where? Where?      A sentimental song   That casts a magic spell   They all will hum along--   We'll overact like hell--   For this is the song that goes like this   Yes it is! Yes it is!      Now we can go straight   Right down the middle eight   A bridge that is too far for me      I'll sing it in your face    While we both embrace   And then   We change   The key      Now we're into E!      (cough) That's awfully high for me   But as everyone can see   We should have stayed in D   For this is our song that goes like this!      I'm feeling very proud      You're singing far too loud      That's the way that this song goes      You're standing on my toes      Singing our song that goes like this!      I can't believe there's more      It's far too long, I'm sure      That's the trouble with this song   It goes on and on and on      For this is our song that is too long!      We'll be singing this til dawn   You'll wish that you weren't born   Let's stop this damn refrain   Before we go insane   For this is our song that ends like this!