HERBERT:    Lancelot you might as well just fess up   Really you're a different kind of guy   Move aside your scabbard   For underneath your tabard   There is waiting to escape a butterfly      MEN:    His...name...is Lancelot   And in tight pants a lot   He likes to dance a lot   You know you do      LANCE:   I do?      MEN:    So just say thanks a lot   And try romance, it's hot!   Let's find out who's really you.   His name is Lancelot   He visits France a lot   He likes to dance a lot and dream   No one would ever know   That this outrageous pro   Bats for the other team.      HERBERT:   You're a knight who really likes his night life   And by day you really like to play   You can all find him pumping at the gym   At the Camelot Y.M.C.A.!      MEN/WOMEN:    His name is Lancelot   La, la, la   Just watch him dance a lot   La, la, la   He doesn't care what people say   La, la, la      LANCE:    No Way!      MEN/WOMEN:    For when he starts to dance   La, la, la   Just grab your underpants   La, la, la      HERBERT:    He can finally come out and say that he is G.A.--      ALL:   Y.M.C.A.      He's Gay!      LANCE:   Okay!