Featuring Cerys Matthews (ex Catatonia)   T= Tommy, C = Cerys TC = both      T - What did I do wrong?   C - Oh, you nearly drove me cuckoo   T - Am I really all that bad?   C - You're worse than Hannibal Lecter,   Charlie Manson, Freddy Krueger      T - Why are we still together?   C - Oh, I can't leave you till you're dead   T - You mean till death do us part?   C - I mean like cyanide, strangulation or an axe through your head      T - It was lucky for us I turned the radio on   C - They say that music soothes the savage beast   T - There was something in that voice that stopped us seeing red   CT - The two of us would've surely have ended up dead      CT - You stopped us from killing each other   (Tom Jones, Tom Jones)   CT - You'll never know but you saved our lives   (Tom Jones, Tom Jones)   C - I've never thrown my knickers at you   T - And I don't come from wales      T - Still haven't solved our problems   C - You mean we hate each other's guts   T - Still want to poison your pizza   C - And I still want to cut off your nuts      T - I've phoned the marriage guidance   C - I've tied the phone-line round your neck   T - I'm sick of all this hatred   C - Oh, that'll be the arsenic making you sick      T - You were about to drive me over the edge of a cliff   C - As I tried to jump out I knocked the stereo on   T - You changed your mind and then slammed on the brakes   CT - It was lucky for us we bought his greatest hits      CT - You stopped us from killing each other   (Tom Jones, Tom Jones)   CT - You'll never know but you saved our lives   (Tom Jones, Tom Jones)   C - I've never thrown my knickers at you   T - And I don't come from wales      C - And now our war is over   T - I've lost the urge to break your neck   C - I owe my life to What's New Pussycat   T - Delilah stopped me hating you and wishing you're dead   C - Oh, I used to call Satan   T - I called you Cruella de Ville   C - But now you call me your Delilah   T - And now I'm not your Lucifer   C - And I am just a pussycat      T - But just a word of warning now   C - Just in case we ever get tired of his voice   T - I know the Mafia, Godzilla, King Kong   C - And I know an atom bomb that's going for a song      CT - You stopped us from killing each other   (Tom Jones, Tom Jones)   CT - You'll never know but you saved our lives   (Tom Jones, Tom Jones)   C - I've never thrown my knickers at you   T - And I don't come from wales