You're gonna take a walk in the rain   And you're gonna get wet   (I predict)      You're gonna eat a bowl of chow mein   And be hungry real soon   (I predict)   Are my sources correct   (I predict)   They're gonna find the Queen is a man   But that Philip don't care   (I predict)   Lassie will prove that Elvis and her   Had a fleeting affair   (I predict)   Are my sources correct   Are my sources correct   Yes I know they're corect   (I predict)      Men, if you say your prayers   You'll never lose your hair(I predict)      L.A. is safe   Ain't gonna quake   Ain't gonna quake   (I predict)      And somebody's gonna die   But I can't reveal who   Cold beer will cure a cold   Cold beer and pretzels, takes care of cancer   Moscow will march to France   They'll do the Can-Can Dance   Don't worry, it'll work out   Maxim's will throw them out      They're gonna stop Saturday night   So you better have fun now   (I predict)   They're gonna stop having the sun   So you better get tan now      And this song will fade out   And this song will fade out   And this song will fade out   (I predict)