Lisa: You like musicals don't you dad?   Homer: No, I don't, I think they're bad.   They're fake and phony and totally wrong.   Bart: Wake up dad, you're singing a song.   Homer: I wouldn't, I couldn't, I hate that stuff.   Marge: Now Homer, listen, I've had enough.   In our family videos we have clearly seen,   you're a singing, dancing, entertainment machine.      [clips]      Bart: Mom was right, your singing's a sin.   You're as les misérable as Lee Marvin.   Marge: Sure your dad's singing could make your hair curl,   but you too Bart have sung and danced like a girl.   Bart: Eep.      [clips]      Lisa: That was pretty bad Bart,   but it could have been worse,   you could have been carrying a sequined verse.   Bart: I hate to dance, and prance and sing.   That's really more of a Milhouse thing.   Marge: I think you move like a young Baryshnikov.   Snake: Nobody move, or I'll blow your heads off.   All: Ohh.   Snake: Ohh.      Marge: It's a desperate criminal on the run from the law,   please spare my children.   Homer: And their damp-trousered pa.   Snake: A singing family,   it's worse than I feared,   for hostage purposes,   you're just too weird. Bye!   Homer: See? All this singing scared him away,   if we just talked like normal he'd probably stay.   Lisa: Many people in this town sing like we do.   There's Mr. Burns, there's Krusty, and even Apu.      [clips]      Lisa: Because he was singing,   we overheard his plan,   and could save those dogs from that mean old man.   Bart: It still wasn't worth,   Burns, a song and dance.   Snake: I'm back so resume,   wetting your pants.   Homer: O.K   Snake: Because of you all I've got a tune in my head,   and the only way to stop it is to make you all dead.      Snake: Say your prayers, and then it's kablamo.   Uh-oh, I'll be back when I get some ammo. Bye!   Homer: Even the criminals are beginning to croon.   Marge: Homey, this whole town runs on a tune.   Our churches, our clubs, our government too.   Bart: Springfield swings like a pendulum do.   Lisa: We can't even get any local laws passed,   without everyone singing... like a big broadway cast.      [clips]      Homer: All right Marge,   you've convinced me,   there are more terrible things   than musical comedies where everyone sings.   Lisa: There is something worse.   Bart: And it really does blow.   All: When a long running series does a cheesy clip show!   Snake: I'm back to commit phelonious assault,   because your infernal singing,   just would not halt.