Homer: Oy, the way the Bee Gee's played,   Marge: Movies John Travolta made,   Homer: Guessing how much Elvis weighed,   Homer & Marge: Those were the days!   Marge: And you knew where you were then,   Homer: Watching shows like "Gentle Ben",   Homer & Marge: Mister, we could use a man like Sheriff Lobo again!   Homer: Disco Duck and Fleetwood Mac,   Marge: Coming out of my eight-track,   Homer & Marge: Michael Jackson still was black, those were the days!   [later]   Homer: Bart was feeling mighty blue   Marge: I'ts a shame what school can do   Apu: For no reason, here's Apu   All: Those were the days!