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Don't play football
We play Fenders
We chop fish in kitchen blenders
We're a disgrace to our gender
We're the men!

Always together night and day
It makes our girlfriends think we're gay
But who needs women when you've got friends?
We're the men!

The men will never let me down
The men will always be around
The men won't argue, scratch, or fight
The men won't say, "I've got a headache tonight"!

On Friday night we'll all jump in a car
And blow all our money at a go-go bar
Sober up for a week to do it over again because
We're the men!

We're twenty-one, but we act like we're ten
We're as immature as we've ever been
Maybe we'll grow up, but I don't know when because
We're the men!

We'll get together
Drink together
Sweat together
Stink together
Laugh together
Cry together
Live together
And die together!

We're the men . . .
Don't play football   We play Fenders   We chop fish in kitchen blenders   We're a disgrace to our gender   We're the men!      Always together night and day   It makes our girlfriends think we're gay   But who needs women when you've got friends?   We're the men!      The men will never let me down   The men will always be around   The men won't argue, scratch, or fight   The men won't say, "I've got a headache tonight"!      On Friday night we'll all jump in a car   And blow all our money at a go-go bar   Sober up for a week to do it over again because   We're the men!      We're twenty-one, but we act like we're ten   We're as immature as we've ever been   Maybe we'll grow up, but I don't know when because   We're the men!      We'll get together   Drink together   Sweat together   Stink together   Laugh together   Cry together   Live together   And die together!      We're the men . . .