There she stood   she was a vision   a picture of perfection   so I made the big decision      I'm going to talk to her   I have to show to her it could be magic   and I got the nerve up      So went over there   she was a goddess   I had to show to her I could be her Adonis   At first sight I knew she was my destiny   The first time the feeling has come over me      Intimidation, feared rejection   I need to make a love connection   then the unexpected had occurred   and then it happened      and she spoke   and it all just went to hell   her personality quickly broke the spell   so disillusioned   and I came to the conclusion   she was garbage wrapped in loveliness   leaving me so unimpressed      If she don't shut up   I'm gonna throw up   all over her shoes      How could it be?   That such a goddess would ever talk to me   and make me nauseous   All the things she said   just echoed in my head   I thought she was an angle,   but it was all just misread      Every word was terrible,   and made it more unbearable   and made me have to leave the f-ing room      and it's all because she spoke   tortured by her words   such a pretty shithead   that I wished I never heard      Perfect on the outside   but fucked on the in   how can god be so cruel?   it's got to be a sin      I had to plug my ears,   until she disappears   so I can cry - Waahh!      and it's all because she spoke   it all just went to hell   her personality quickly broke the spell   so disillusioned   that I came to the conclusion   she was garbage wrapped in loveliness   leaving me so unimpressed      I was destined to learn my lesson   and I learned it well      Never think she's perfect till you talk to her first   Never fall in love till you go through her purse   Never think she's perfect till you talk to her first   And I should know