House all to myself    it was my birthday present    But total wrack'n'ruin    soon became apparent       I just wanted a band    to play my favorite song    I thought that it would be mellow    but boy was I wrong       I thought they'd played the cowboy song    (I heard it on the radio)    I thought it could be mellow    (but how could I know)       I just wanted a band    to play my favorite song    I thought that it would be mellow    but boy was I wrong       Asked to bring some friends    they walked in with mohawks    As the band began to play    they started to throw rocks       Now I thought that this was cool    til they threw me in the pool    The sofa must of missed me    cause now it sits here with me       I just wanted a band    to play my favorite song    I thought that it would be mellow    but boy was I wrong       I thought they'd played the cowboy song    (I heard it on the radio)    I thought it could be mellow    (but how could I know)       War declared on furniture    still no mercy shown    Anything not nailed    was immediately thrown       Final damage toll    is better left unspoken    By the time they left my house    there was nothing left unbroken