It couldn't be worse from verse to verse   It sounds like Korn but a little bit worse   Is it Christian or Canadian? Guess!   On 90.7 it's bad 311   Evidently it's a hit but it stinks to high heaven   Is it Christian or Canadian? Guess!      Play the game that isn't fun   Can't be ignored and can't be won   Someone get me a gun      It sounds kind of emo or not so tight screamo   And he keeps saying "him" so I'm gonna say homo   Is it Christian or Canadian? Guess!   He's wearing a sweater like '98 Vedder   But it's 2002 and the song could be better   Is it Christian or Canadian? Guess!      It is said that those who cannot do   Will end up teaching stuff to you   Or some of them find God instead   Or better yet the border      I cannot quite place it, it sounds like Ocasek   But 20 years later you might as well face it   Is it Christian or Canadian? Guess!   It's so non-commitish, like light Reel Big Fish   Or rock en espanol translated into English   Is it Christian or Canadian? Guess!      Canadian or Christian?   SOMEONE GET ME A GUN!   CANADIAN!