I know how to cheat at Tattslotto   I got a great idea for a song   I know the truth about Marylin Monroe   I can prove Einstein's theory wrong   But that's not what motivates me.   I'm interested in apathy.      I can predict mankind's fate   I know where there's oil in Bass Straight   All the deserts I could irrigate!   All the poor I could emancipate!   But none of this petty stuff for me.   I'm interested in apathy.      I've got the cure for all known disease   I know how to make money grow on trees   I know how to stop terrorism   I know one of the guys in TISM   Enough of this wretched pedantry.   I'm interested in apathy.      Here we are at the last verse.   I've lost interest.