Somalia has got the hunger   Yugoslavia's battle will always rage   Germany's got a guilty conscience   And Magic Johnson, he's got AIDS.      But in the global battle for misery   You know, we all win it   'Cause we're all Victorians   And we've got Jeffrey Kennett.      Stalin, he fucked communism   Germany and Hitler fucked the Yids   We all fuck the ozone layer   Woody Allen, he fucks the kids.      Some people they fuck animals   But if you're kinky, why wait?   Come on down to Victoria   See one man fuck a state.      Queensland used to be the national joke   And Adelaide was full of S and M botty-spankers   Perth was full of crooked businessmen   And Sydney, still full of wankers      Tasmanians, I've never met met any.   But the whole nation knows that   We all voted in Jeffrey Kennett   And that makes every Victorian a pratt.      The West and South Australians were right   They've know for years that Vics were pricks   And now the whole nation can agree   kick a Vic, kick a Vic, Kick me,       I'm one, come on, kick each other   But don't forget that when we're kicking each other to death   There's one man who deserves it more than the rest -   and his first name is Jeff.