Schmoopie is the word I use when I want to say I love you   SCHMOOPIE! SCHMOOPIE!   Schmoopie means my pride and joy it means I want to hug you   SCHMOOPIE! SCHMOOPIE!   It's nothing like pickle juice or onion skins or mayonnaise      If it's cuter than a daffodil or sweeter than a peanut   SCHMOOPIE! SCHMOOPIE!   If it's smaller than an Antelope and bigger than a teacup   SCHMOOPIE! SCHMOOPIE!   Some days it¹s a fingernail, a muddy foot, a wagging tail   Schmoopie is the word I use when I want to say I love you      If you're walking in the grass and find a little gift that¹s left behind   SCHMOOPIE! SCHMOOPIE!   Just wash it off and walk right out into the world it's not your fault!   SCHMOOPIE! SCHMOOPIE!   It¹s something like an attitude of irreverence and gratitude      When your pizza's cold, your tush is hot,   your breath smells bad and you fart a lot   SCHMOOPIE! SCHMOOPIE!   If your eyes are red, your hair looks bad,   your teeth are green and you're raving mad   SCHMOOPIE! SCHMOOPIE!   Maybe it's pickle juice and onion skins and mayonnaise      Schmoopie is the word I use when I want to say I love you   SCHMOOPIE SCHMOOPIE